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Karma: 100 |  | Chinese Wedding Night
« Thread Started on Oct 8, 2007, 8:12pm » | |
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he
is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring,
he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you
want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound
experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try something I
have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful
silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he
asks her..."You want... Garlic Chicken
with steam vegtable? "
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